“THUGS: Tyrannical Hypocritical Uneducated Galveston” T-shirt

For those who think the badge is a pass to brag about being a thug—we see you. And now, everyone else will too. The “THUGS: Tyrannical Hypocritical Uneducated Galveston” tee is our straight-faced, deadpan applause for the Galveston Police Association’s very own skull-and-bones self-own.

• Design Features: A stylized, gritty skull with THUGS up top and the real acronym spelled out: Tyrannical. Hypocritical. Uneducated. Galveston. Sovereign Fools’ signature tag stamps it as the callout it is.

• The Satire: Inspired by the actual Galveston Police Association shirt where they proudly labeled themselves “THUGS” (for Tough. Honest. Unbreakable. Galveston’s Strongest.) with a human skull . Because if they want to cosplay street gangs so bad? Sure—let’s help them market it right.

• Message & Meaning: Police departments sporting skulls and bragging about being “thugs” aren’t cute, cool, or tough—they’re advertising the exact problem. This shirt says: We see the violence-glorifying aesthetic. We see the irony. We’re just not letting it slide.

• Styling Vibe: Ideal for protests, city hall meetings, or literally any place you want to make bootlickers squirm. Wear it to let Galveston PD know their branding was actually spot on—but you’re going to finish the sentence for them.

• Material Quality: Premium heavyweight cotton. Lasts through hot debates, city council rants, and second looks from anyone who really reads it.

• Comfort Fit: Rolled-forward shoulders and a classic cut to keep you comfy while you’re stirring the pot.

• Sustainable Production: Printed on demand, not in bulk. Because thoughtful production matters, even if some departments don’t get the memo.

This isn’t just a tee—it’s a rebuttal. It’s saying: if you’re going to call yourselves THUGS, at least let’s be honest about the acronym.