Terms of service

Terms of Service

Welcome to the beautifully unreasonable

Welcome to SovereignFool.com, where independent thought gets dressed and respectable opinions occasionally leave offended.

These terms explain how our website and shop work. Please read them alongside our Shipping Policy, Returns & Refunds Policy, and Privacy Policy before ordering. Our store is hosted by Shopify. The attitude is ours.

Cause a conversation. Not a security incident.

Use the website lawfully. Fraudulent orders, stolen payment details, attempts to break into accounts, and interference with the website are not welcome. There are better ways to disappoint the establishment.

When ordering, provide accurate contact and delivery information and use a payment method you are authorized to use.

If you create an account, keep your login details secure. Contact us if you suspect someone has accessed it without permission.

Know what you’re putting on your body

We aim to describe and display our products accurately. Some images are illustrative mockups. Screen settings and the printing process can affect how colors appear.

That does not give us a free pass to send something defective or materially different from its description. Your applicable consumer rights still stand.

Check the size guide and your chosen size, color, and product before ordering. A rebellious spirit is admirable. Guessing your measurements is a separate hobby.

Our print-on-demand products are made after you place an order. Somewhere, a printing press is about to become an accomplice.

The price of making a statement

Before submitting your order, review the currency, item prices, discounts, shipping charges, and any taxes shown at checkout.

Prices and promotions may change for future orders. We will not add a new charge to an existing order without your authorization. Surprise tolls belong under bridges.

If we discover a material pricing or listing error affecting your order, we will contact you to explain the issue and proposed resolution. If we cannot fulfill an order, we will notify you and refund any payment collected for the unfulfilled portion.

Orders, cancellations, and the point of no return

We may contact you to clarify order details, investigate suspected fraud, or resolve a fulfillment problem. Subject to applicable law, we may decline an unlawful or fraudulent order, or one we cannot fulfill.

Need to change or cancel something? Contact us promptly. Once production has begun, changes and cancellations cannot be guaranteed. We will check the order’s status and explain what can still be done.

The printing press has many talents. Undo is not always one of them.

Your parcel has a journey ahead

Our Shipping Policy explains shipping methods and charges, production time, separate parcels, and what to do when a delivery goes sideways.

Delivery estimates are not guaranteed arrival dates. We can investigate a delay; we cannot intimidate the weather.

Nothing in these terms excludes remedies available under applicable law for delayed or undelivered orders.

If we foul it up, tell us

Our Returns & Refunds Policy explains how to report damaged, defective, incorrect, incomplete, or missing orders and how we assess replacements and refunds.

For print-on-demand products, we do not offer routine returns or exchanges because you changed your mind or selected the wrong size or color, subject to your rights under applicable law.

If we sent a different size or color from the one ordered, that is a fulfillment issue. Follow the claim process in our Returns & Refunds Policy.

Contact us before sending anything back. A parcel mailed to a mysterious warehouse is an adventure neither of us ordered.

Wear the art. Respect the artist.

Purchasing merchandise does not grant permission to reproduce or commercially distribute the designs, logos, or other protected website content. Rights remain with their respective owners.

Wear it. Start an argument at brunch. Give your group chat something to discuss. Buying a shirt does not make you its licensing department.

Other corners of the internet

We may link to third-party websites or services. They have their own terms and privacy practices, which you should review before using them.

A link is a doorway, not a royal guarantee of everything on the other side.

Privacy deserves more than a shrug

Our Privacy Policy explains how personal information is collected, used, and disclosed, and how to contact us about privacy rights.

Do not email passwords or payment-card details. Customer support does not need the keys to your entire digital existence.

Your rights survive the punchlines

Nothing in these terms limits rights or remedies that cannot be excluded under applicable law.

We may update these terms and post the revised version on the website. Changes apply prospectively and will not retrospectively remove rights associated with an existing order. We will provide notice where required by applicable law.

The jokes may change. Your existing rights do not disappear in the edit.

Summon the Fool

For questions about your order or this website, email sovereignfool@gmail.com. Include your order number where relevant so we can investigate the actual problem rather than consult a suspiciously confident crystal ball.

Long Live the Fool.