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Sorry I Missed the Programming — Escaping Brain Tee

Sorry I Missed the Programming — Escaping Brain Tee

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The scheduled programming continued. Your brain checked out.

A cheerful cartoon brain carries a suitcase out of a broken television beneath “Sorry I Missed the Programming.” Independent thinking gets its own departure scene.

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The broadcast had been repeating itself for years. Same script, fresh urgency, slightly different graphics.

One morning the brain packed a bag and left through the screen. It did not leave a forwarding channel.

For people who like to choose their own inputs, question the familiar script, and occasionally enjoy a thought without a presenter explaining how to feel about it. Reception may vary. Curiosity travels well.

Long Live the Fool.

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