They say “Protect & Serve.” We know better.
This shirt pulls no punches—because it’s not meant to. Featuring an absurdly literal depiction of a police boot with a gun for a tongue and a hand for a trigger, it’s a haunting satire of state power and the institutions that claim to keep order. Beneath it all: graffiti-scrawled truth. “ACAB.” “1-800-Compliance.” Welcome to the reality behind the badge.
👢 Design Breakdown: A tactical boot wears a cop hat, and the foot wields a pistol-hand emerging from its laces. Text above reads “Punish & Enslave”, parodying the hollow slogans so often used to justify repression.
💥 Visual Subversion: Styled like a vintage public safety poster gone rogue, this design looks state-issued—until you read the fine print. It’s the language of oppression, made plain.
🖍 Grim Humor, Brutal Honesty: The absurdity of power laid bare. Satirical. Unapologetic. Uncomfortable—exactly as it should be.
👕 Fabric & Fit: Crafted on a soft Gildan® 64000 unisex tee. Breathable cotton blend, seamless collar, and a tubular fit that wears just as hard as the message.
🌱 Made to Order: Printed when you demand it. Never mass-produced. No waste—just provocation, by design.
If you’ve ever felt the pressure of the boot,
this shirt makes sure they know you see it clearly.
