The royal ego has requested emergency maintenance.
A grinning jester faces an indignant crowned character beneath “Offended? That’s a You Project.” Courtly satire about bruised egos and the work of taking a joke.
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The joke was brief. The royal response required a special session, three advisers, and a small ceremonial cushion.
The Fool has offered a repair kit. His Majesty would prefer an apology from everyone within earshot.
A cheeky reminder that a wounded ego sometimes needs reflection more than a proclamation. For people who can give a little ribbing, take some back, and recognize themselves on either side of the cartoon.
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