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The empire is experiencing issues. The throne is unresponsive, the ministers are buffering, and every attempt to fix the problem opens another committee.
The Fool has one suggestion. It is significantly shorter than the official recovery plan.
For anyone who has watched a failing system demand more patience, more funding, and one more mandatory update, this is a small troubleshooting joke with a very large target. Please save your work before questioning the entire architecture.
Long Live the Fool.
