Common sense has been sent to the lab. The results are concerning.
An alien scientist examines a brain in a jar beneath “Make Common Sense Weird Again.” Cosmic wordplay for minds that prefer a closer look to an easy answer.
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The specimen arrived labeled “common sense.” Nobody could explain who had signed off on it.
Our extraterrestrial researcher has questions. Why is everyone so certain? Why does the instruction manual contradict itself? And why was the brain being stored next to the office snacks?
With a curious alien and a suspiciously portable brain, this design makes independent thinking look like the wonderfully strange experiment it is. Question the obvious. Check your own assumptions. Keep the lid on loosely.
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