The Surveillance Is for Your Comfort — Owl Officer Tee
The Surveillance Is for Your Comfort — Owl Officer Tee
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A reassuring pillow. An unsettling number of eyes.
A smiling owl in uniform offers an eye-patterned pillow beneath “The Surveillance Is for Your Comfort.” Privacy satire with a customer-service smile.
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No routine returns or exchanges for a change of mind or choosing the wrong size or color. For damaged, defective, incorrect, or incomplete items, contact us within 30 days of delivery. Your rights under applicable law are unaffected.
More from the Fool
The department has improved your comfort. Every corner now comes with additional observation.
The owl brought a pillow to demonstrate how relaxing this arrangement should feel. Nobody asked why the pillow was also watching.
For people who hear a reassuring slogan and still inspect the fine print. A cheerful cartoon about the distance between being looked after and being looked at. Please relax naturally; your hesitation has been noted.
Long Live the Fool.
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