The joke’s on us. The punchline’s classified.
A furious skeleton jester clutches heavily blacked-out documents beneath “They Redacted the Fucking Punchline.” The paperwork arrived. Most of the explanation did not.
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The Fool requested the full story. The court supplied seventeen pages of black rectangles and a helpful note explaining that transparency remains a priority.
Somewhere under all that ink is either the answer or the funniest part of the whole disaster. Naturally, that is the part nobody is allowed to read.
For inconvenient question-askers, skeptical readers, and anyone who has received a disclosure that disclosed remarkably little. Red and teal jester detail meets the exhausted expression of someone who has read every available word. Both of them.
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