That’s no longer a little bullshit. That’s a construction project.
A hard-hatted beaver measures a towering stack of paperwork beside a suited official holding a permit application beneath “Your Bullshit Requires a Building Permit.”
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The first excuse was manageable. The extensions, annexes, and additional supporting nonsense have become a zoning concern.
The Fool called an inspector. The inspector requested a form. The form required another form, and the bullshit gained three stories while everyone waited.
For people who recognize a load-bearing lie or an explanation that has outgrown its foundations. The beaver brought a measuring tape. Someone should probably bring a demolition plan.
Long Live the Fool.
