The throne is occupied. Your entitlement can see itself out.
A grinning jester lounges on a throne and gestures toward the exit as a startled king departs beneath “Your Royal Highness Can Get Fucked.”
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His Majesty arrived expecting a bowed head, a flattering introduction, and immediate surrender of the comfortable chair.
The Fool offered directions to the exit. Clear directions. With remarkably little room for diplomatic interpretation.
For underdogs, irreverent souls, and anyone who has met an ego that required its own royal procession. The throne may be ornate, but the message is wonderfully straightforward.
Long Live the Fool.
