The ribbon-cutting was flawless. The bridge remains a concern.
A suited crocodile and a jester preside over a bridge built from rolls of paper beneath “If Lies Were Infrastructure, We’d Be Fucking Set.”
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The announcement promised a brighter future, a stronger foundation, and a ceremonial photo opportunity.
The Fool asked what the bridge was made of. The answer was impressively long and did not mention load capacity.
For people tired of polished promises standing in for work that actually holds up. A wearable inspection of grand claims, flimsy foundations, and the remarkable durability of a good excuse.
Long Live the Fool.
