The paperwork has developed its own gravitational field.
A weary snail hauls an elaborate government-building load beneath “Officially Too Much Fucking Government.” Bureaucracy becomes a literal burden.
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The first form was manageable. Then came the supporting form, the department for supporting forms, and a building to house the department.
The snail would like to report a slight reduction in forward progress.
A slow-moving protest against administration that keeps expanding while the simple task underneath disappears. For people who have been transferred between offices long enough to recognize the hold music by composer.
Long Live the Fool.
