An independent review, conducted entirely by the subject.
A self-satisfied suited walrus stamps paperwork while displaying a medal beneath “We Investigated Ourselves. We’re Incredible.” Accountability satire with impeccable self-esteem.
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The investigation was thorough. Every witness agreed with the investigator, who was also the witness and had already ordered the medal.
The report praised the process, the process praised the report, and the complaint was filed under “unhelpful tone.”
For anyone who has watched an organization grade its own homework and announce a historic achievement. The paperwork looks excellent. The questions remain unanswered.
Long Live the Fool.
