His Majesty requested a gesture of respect. The Fool suggested an alternative.
A defiant jester turns his back on a startled crowned king beneath “Kiss the Ring? Kiss My Ass.” Royal etiquette receives an emphatic revision.
Need help choosing a size?
Check the available colors and sizes above. For garment measurements, Contact the Court before ordering.
Production & delivery
Your shirt is made after you order, then shipped. Timing varies by destination, production capacity, and shipping method. Check available shipping options and charges at checkout.
Read shipping & delivery
Returns & order issues
No routine returns or exchanges for a change of mind or choosing the wrong size or color. For damaged, defective, incorrect, or incomplete items, contact us within 30 days of delivery. Your rights under applicable law are unaffected.
Read the full returns policy
More from the Fool
The ceremony had been rehearsed for weeks. Approach the throne, lower your head, admire the jewelry.
The Fool remembered the approach. After that, artistic differences emerged.
For people who think respect should be earned rather than accessorized. With an offended monarch and a jester entirely at ease with his decision, this design gives blind deference the send-off it deserves. The royal etiquette committee is still recovering.
Long Live the Fool.
