Instructions included. Responsibility sold separately.
A suited puppet, dangling strings, and an assembly diagram illustrate “Some Assembly. Zero Accountability.” Institutional satire about who puts the figurehead together and who answers when it falls apart.
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The package contained a suit, a reassuring smile, and several components marked “leadership.” Accountability was not listed on the inventory.
Once assembled, the figure performed admirably: pointed elsewhere, repeated the approved phrases, and referred all defects to the previous administration.
A puppet-show take on responsibility that never seems to reach the top. Follow the strings, inspect the instructions, and keep the receipt. Customer support is currently experiencing a transfer of blame.
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