The situation has progressed beyond “a bit of a mess.”
A robed raccoon presides over a blazing dumpster beneath “The Fuckening Has Begun.” A dramatic title for the moment an ordinary disaster develops a second act.
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First came the unusual noise. Then the smell. By the time the raccoon arrived in ceremonial robes, everyone agreed the afternoon had changed direction.
The dumpster is fully committed. The officiant appears delighted. The contingency plan is mostly punctuation.
For days that start with one small problem and somehow end with a chapter title. Wear it when “well, that escalated” no longer covers the administrative scope of the situation.
Long Live the Fool.
