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Not a Cult — The Hats Are Optional Tee

Not a Cult — The Hats Are Optional Tee

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Entirely normal meeting. Suspiciously coordinated headwear.

A gathering of cartoon mushrooms surrounds a candle beneath “Not a Cult. The Hats Are Optional.” Woodland weirdness for people whose friend group requires a little explaining.

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The invitation promised a casual gathering. Then everyone arrived wearing matching caps and somebody produced a candle.

The minutes record this as a coincidence. The mushrooms decline further questions.

A fungal fellowship for lovers of odd little communities, suspiciously specific inside jokes, and nature with a theatrical streak. No initiation required. Bring your own sense of humor; the group already has plenty of hats.

Long Live the Fool.

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