At least one of us arrived with an honest job title.
A colorful jester gestures toward a small crowd beneath “I’m the Fool. What’s Your Fucking Excuse?” Courtly nonsense with absolutely no interest in polite introductions.
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More from the Fool
The court requested an explanation for the behavior. The Fool pointed to his hat.
The rest of the room suddenly developed a strong interest in the ceiling, the curtains, and whether the meeting could be rescheduled.
For people who can own their absurdity and still recognize it across the table. This design turns the title of Fool into an advantage: expectations are clear, the costume is excellent, and everyone else has some explaining to do.
Long Live the Fool.
