The filter exists. Implementation remains aspirational.
A grinning skeleton pours coffee toward a mug beneath “I Have a Concept of a Filter.” Caffeinated wordplay for anyone whose inside voice occasionally becomes a public announcement.
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The filter was proposed, discussed, and enthusiastically approved in principle. Then someone asked a question before the coffee was ready.
Our skeletal spokesperson regrets nothing, although the minutes of the meeting have been heavily revised.
A coffee joke, a verbal-warning label, and a tribute to everyone whose tact is still in development. The concept is promising. The delivery could use supervision. Please allow one additional cup before requesting diplomacy.
Long Live the Fool.
