Someone took “Holy Cow” entirely too literally.
A haloed cow on a cross turns an innocent exclamation into a visual pun with absolutely no intention of behaving at Sunday lunch.
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The congregation expected a sermon. The pasture sent a representative.
With “HOLY COW” above a cartoon bovine on a cross, this design follows the phrase to its most gloriously unreasonable conclusion. The halo is doing its best. The cow looks like it would prefer a field.
For lovers of literal jokes, irreverent cartoons, and that precise moment when an everyday saying becomes everyone’s problem. Explanations are optional. Raised eyebrows are likely.
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