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A blunt “Fuck the Government” graphic for people whose trust in authority expired before their driver’s license.
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The committee has reviewed your concerns. It has formed a subcommittee, misplaced the minutes, and requested additional funding.
Meanwhile, this shirt gets to the point. Bold stacked lettering sits inside a circular graphic, with SovereignFool.com above it. No footnotes. No campaign promises. Just an opinion with very little interest in being watered down.
For skeptics of official explanations, critics of overreach, and anyone who suspects “for your own good” is doing a suspicious amount of heavy lifting.
Wear it to register your dissatisfaction. Unlike the complaint form, it does not require a fax machine.
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