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It’s Not Me Tee

It’s Not Me Tee

Honestly, it’s not me. It’s definitely you.

Regular price $15.33 USD
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  • Gildan® 64000 fit: comfy enough for your therapist’s couch, structured enough for the courtroom Tear-away label for maximum detachment Made for eye contact during uncomfortable conversations
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No routine returns or exchanges for a change of mind or choosing the wrong size or color. For damaged, defective, incorrect, or incomplete items, contact us within 30 days of delivery. Your rights under applicable law are unaffected.

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This shirt says what your group chat’s been screaming since 2020. Whether you’re ghosting your toxic ex, dodging an awkward family reunion, or simply tired of pretending to like Chad from accounting—this tee does the emotional labor for you.

💔 Statement Piece for the Passive-Aggressively Bold:

  • A simple truth delivered with punch-you-in-the-face typography

  • Clean, classic design that pairs well with eye rolls and dramatic exits

  • Ideal for breakups, interventions, or holiday dinners with certain relatives

🧠 Built-in Disclaimer:

You could be the problem… but this shirt says otherwise.

We make it only when it’s needed. Just like your apologies.


Because sometimes, closure needs to come in cotton.

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