This shirt says what your group chat’s been screaming since 2020. Whether you’re ghosting your toxic ex, dodging an awkward family reunion, or simply tired of pretending to like Chad from accounting—this tee does the emotional labor for you.
💔 Statement Piece for the Passive-Aggressively Bold:
A simple truth delivered with punch-you-in-the-face typography
Clean, classic design that pairs well with eye rolls and dramatic exits
Ideal for breakups, interventions, or holiday dinners with certain relatives
🧠 Built-in Disclaimer:
You could be the problem… but this shirt says otherwise.
🧵 Soft Fabric, Hard Truths:
Gildan® 64000 fit: comfy enough for your therapist’s couch, structured enough for the courtroom
Tear-away label for maximum detachment
Made for eye contact during uncomfortable conversations
♻️ Printed On Demand:
We make it only when it’s needed. Just like your apologies.
Because sometimes, closure needs to come in cotton.
