Personal growth apparently has a service charge.
A jester-hatted cartoon beaver encounters a tollbooth on the high road beneath “I Took the High Road. The Tolls Were Bullshit.”
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They said the high road would make you a better person. They neglected to mention the booth, the surcharge, or the attendant with the exact-change policy.
Our traveler arrived with good intentions and left requesting an itemized receipt.
A little road rage for people who have tried being reasonable and discovered that even restraint seems to come with hidden fees. Moral superiority is optional. Reading the sign before the next exit is recommended.
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