The galaxy’s shortest travel review has arrived.
An unimpressed alien in a jester hat pilots a purple flying saucer above “Earth. Would Not Recommend.” Interplanetary disappointment, with excellent comic timing.
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Came for intelligent life. Stayed because departure clearance is apparently a whole thing.
Our visitor has seen the sights, sampled the atmosphere, and found the customer-service desk remarkably difficult to locate. A purple saucer and a thoroughly unimpressed expression deliver the sort of review the tourism board hoped would stay private.
For space oddballs, reluctant earthlings, and anyone who has looked around lately and asked whether another planet is accepting transfers. No return ticket included. Bring snacks for the journey.
