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Bad Taxpayer – Thin Blue Leash Tee

Bad Taxpayer – Thin Blue Leash Tee

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Nothing says “public service” quite like a chokehold on the guy who pays your salary.


This shirt pulls no punches—because the cop already threw them. Featuring a satirical cartoon of a smug officer tightening his grip on a “Bad Taxpayer,” this design exposes the dark comedy of being shaken down by the same folks cashing your checks.


💸 Taxation With Supplication:

Pay up, shut up, and if you dare question where your money goes—you’re clearly the bad guy.


👮 Artwork Breakdown:

  • Officer “Nice Try” grinning ear to ear in his standard-issue smugness.

  • Taxpayer? Bald, bewildered, and branded “BAD” for daring to speak up.

  • The chokehold? Symbolic. Or not. Up to you.


💥 Talk About It (Or Don’t):

Perfect for libertarians, satirists, social critics, and anyone who’s ever sighed at the phrase “just doing my job.”


👕 Tee Specs:

  • Gildan® 64000 for the freedom to move (unlike the guy in the art)

  • Breathable cotton-poly blend

  • Tear-away tag so you’re not actually being strangled

  • Tubular fit for modern rebellion


♻️ Printed On Demand:

No unnecessary waste—just necessary commentary.


Because if you 

fund it, you should be able to 

criticize

 it.

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