Curiosity is a virtue. Consequences have excellent attendance.
Some people require a detailed explanation. Others prefer the illustrated warning. A central figure framed by “Fuck Around and Find Out” turns a familiar phrase into a wearable lesson in cause and effect.
For boundary setters, professional skeptics, and anyone whose patience has a clearly marked exit. Wear it when your facial expression needs backup.
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