The scramble is real.
Some mornings you wake up sunny-side up. Others? You’re cracked wide open, lying in a pool of your own philosophical questions, asking: “What even is breakfast… and why am I in it?”
This tee captures that soft-boiled anxiety in full, featuring a moody cartoon egg who’s clearly been through some emotional whisking. Whether you’re pondering the meaning of life, or just burned out by brunch—this shirt’s for you.
🥚 Design Deets:
An adorably tragic egg with runny thoughts and big feelings, paired with bold text that reads: “EGG-SISTENTIAL CRISIS”. It’s deep-fried humor for deep thinkers.
😵💫 Crack Up, Don’t Crack Under Pressure:
Perfect for therapists, burnout champions, philosophy majors, overthinkers, or anyone who’s ever made eye contact with their reflection in a microwave door.
🍳 Breakfast of Inner Champions:
Wear it while doomscrolling, meditating, or ordering something with “avocado toast” in the name. This shirt gets it. This shirt is it.
👕 Fabric & Fit Highlights:
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Soft ring-spun cotton, made for comfort and self-reflection
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Unisex classic fit for all genders and moods
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Durable DTG print that stays solid through all your shell-shocks
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Midweight—not too heavy, not too light—perfect for your existential layering
🌱 Eco-Friendly Egg-print:
Made to order, no wasted threads. Just vibes and thoughts… sunny-side down.
Whether you’re going through a yolk break or just living in late-stage capitalism with brunch-colored glasses—this tee knows your pain. And it wears it stylishly.
